Hell on earth. If the devil decided to ask you out on a date this is the right place to take him. Home of the nilist coomer gang. The teachers are all stuck up rich white boomers, except for a pretty nice dude who teaches music. Kids from everywhere know that if you go here you WILL get offered a juul at least 10 times a day. Principal is an dillweed and it sucks here. Also don’t but the mozzarella sticks I heard they are poisonous.
by Scooter gang October 10, 2020
Get the Hastings Middle Schoolmug. A hellhole filled with every generic stereotype. The only way to achieve top tier status in this shitty realm is to have a navy blue coolmathgames hoodie.
Person A: "Hey dude, how was middle school?"
Person B: "Kinda shit."
Person A: "Were you popular?"
Person B: "Yeah, but mainly because of the hoodie I wore."
Person B: "Kinda shit."
Person A: "Were you popular?"
Person B: "Yeah, but mainly because of the hoodie I wore."
by ScurvyBoyTacocat October 15, 2020
Get the middle schoolmug. the definition of straight hell an fake ass bitches. even the fucking teachers be talking shit. the food there sucks, this school teaches u nothing but how to be fake an gives you nothing. THE HEALTH TEACHER IS INSANE.- gaby & saoirse..
by bitcheseatdick February 17, 2023
Get the ledyard middle schoolmug. Ok ok Egan was good and all but then my crush denied my invitation ;;--;;; i asked why and she said 'bcuz ur ugly' and everyone in the school argeed. the teachers did nothing to stop bullying andmy feelnigs got hurt. they could have done a bette rjob teaching BUT nO they Didnt. :(((
by Kpop Pitbull360 June 2, 2021
Get the Egan Junior High Schoolmug. 
a mentally and physically horrible shit show that is hell on earth where all the teachers are bitches and the kids are worse
student: “im really sorry i didn’t get it done, please don’t fail me i’m trying really hard.”
teacher: “ your failing yourself, deal with it.”
student one: i can’t come i have a forty page assignment for school to do”
student two: “ that’s to bad, i’m homeschooled “
student one: “fck u”
*no offense to homeschoolers we love y’all ❤️
teacher: “ your failing yourself, deal with it.”
student one: i can’t come i have a forty page assignment for school to do”
student two: “ that’s to bad, i’m homeschooled “
student one: “fck u”
*no offense to homeschoolers we love y’all ❤️
by hi.it’s.me.mrs.malfoy March 2, 2021
Get the Schoolmug. by Hahxjsdhajkxhdj November 17, 2021
Get the Schoolmug.