only shit

expression once used by José Victor, student from the Translation Studies course in João Pessoa, Paraíba, Brasil, in the year of 2016.

When you are surprised about something, you say: ONLY SHIT!

It kind of works out just like "holy shit" but it's only.

by Ze birl February 10, 2017

Shit cricket

Someone who steals money from another for financial gain *Jimmy Controversy

You better give me back my money you little shit cricket

by SMACK A RONI May 13, 2022

Ghost shit

(v) the act of taking a shit, wiping, and having nothing on the toilet paper

"dude something weird happened to me yesterday"

"what?"

"I took a huge shit but when I wiped there was nothing on the paper!"

"Oh then you must've taken a ghost shit"

by Mr. DookeyHead May 22, 2016

fucked up shit

Something that is worse than fucked up, Super, Super fucked up.

this Nokia phone is some fucked up shit!

by Gorgick Genie July 17, 2022

Selecting for shit

Well I would transform into shit for you but I'm not a shape-shifting nanobot cyborg yet.

Hym "If they are selecting for shit then there's nothing I can do. You want me to get my butthole molested too? You going to being me some Vivans and pay me bills?"

by Hym Iam July 27, 2025

no gay shit

said after you say something corny or cringe

i love you so much and you mean everything to me no gay shit

by please believe this dawg May 24, 2021

Shit Slip (n.)

An urban solo-sex move in which the person semi intentionally slips on thin air, and then whilst travelling back in time to put the toilet seat up so they fall backwards.

Shit Slipping pres. tense, Shit Slipped past. tense, Shit Slippy adj.

"Yo, my bitch Shit Slipped on Discord for me the other day"
"Yo WTF? I saw a girl die from that shit, bitch had to get brain surgery from the time shit. Fuck a Shit Slip (n.)"

by FLOWERFLOWERFLOWER April 1, 2022