Not In My Son Syndrome

The phenomenon where parents who, despite initially stating their hypothetical acceptance in the case their children are LGBTQ, immediately reject their children based on their identity.

Mother (in 2010) to her 14 year old son: "I'll accept you for who you are!"
That same son (in 2013): "Mom, I'm gay."
Mother (in 2013): "Get the fuck out of my house."
This is a textbook example of Not in my Son Syndrome occuring.

by acandletimer September 8, 2022

Tom's of skids for my boo

A nonsensical saying can mean whatever you need it to. Can be used in a variety of contexts to express extreme joy, sadness, grief, stokeness, etc.

A variation exists where the word "dude" is used in place of the word "boo"

"How was your bike ride?"
"It was Tom's of skids for my boo."

by In a second September 8, 2022

Where is my Family

In the basement. Wanna Check? :))

You: Where is my Family
Me: Follow me :))

by RedCodeLink September 10, 2022

my wife

ur mom

Your mom is my wife

by gsahmdchiEKqf;udoqp September 10, 2022

my matthew

He is the sexiest, smartest, most attractive person to ever live. He belongs to a girl named morgan :) he is the sweetest person youll ever meet and youll always want to talk to him. (he also has a big dick ) I love you mi amor.

My matthew is mine forever, he will always carry my heart with him, and i will always carry his.

by MatthewsProperty September 11, 2022

My moist basement

It floods on a regular basis usually from my reverse osmosis de ionization units float valve malfunctioning.

Mario:Welcome Luigi to my moist basement we store all of our food here.
Luigi:What in the name of the old apartment is that smell.
Mario:That would be the mold forming from the moisture we should probably get out of here and begin abatement as soon as possible.
Luigi:Yeah that would be a good idea.

by Microwave boy September 12, 2022

My dog

You

You are my dog. Now shit! I mean sit!

by Black people are funny (sike) September 12, 2022