cruch my balls

i beg

i want you to cruch my balls

by thefrench_baget November 24, 2022

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My ass

The thing that wiggles and jiggles insert totally ugly hoe

My ass is 50-50 fat

by Stupidity.I’m November 24, 2022

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My goddamn privacy

The thing that you ignore

My goddamn privacy ligma ass boy

by Stupidity.I’m November 24, 2022

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My boyfriend

A person who doesnt exsist......... YAY! :(

Me: My boyfriend is really hot!
y/n: But he doesnt even exsist?
Me: Yeah, thats because he is burned by the sun......... HEHEHEH

by IM FUCKING YOUR DAD LOL November 25, 2022

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my mom

the worst person ever, i can't even live with her.

if i commit suicide it'll be because of my mom

by tsmika November 25, 2022

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kiss my cock

Well, it's when a person tells you they don't really want to talk anymore.

- Hey son uh, remember that gift I have given your best friend Albert ?

son : Yes, that's right a, it was a big blue dog, ain't it father ?

- Yes, that's right. Now about that.

son : No father, kiss my cock, what the hell, you're telling me about Albert about I hate that fucker.

by nothisusernamewasreallybad November 26, 2022

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