Catholic high school is mundy illinois. Really weird place. Nobody here “upholds the Carmel values”. Not even the teachers. I’m looking at the female English teachers at the end of the 100 hallway. I doubt more than 5 students can actually name all 5 or 7 of them values or whatever. The kids are really fake. Faker than any other school in the entire lake county. Shit spreads like wildfire here. Everyone is always up in everyone else’s business. Carmel is NOT a family and anyone who says that is a liar. You don’t bully and harass your family members like that dude. The only good thing about carmel is the athletics, the cafeteria food, and Father Christian. Best priest ever. But literally everything else at Carmel is ass. Even the hallways smell awful. And the boys 500 bathroom is even worse. Morelia is a fat ugly annoying slob and nobody has any idea where she gets off with an ego and attitude almost as big as her weight. Can she please learn to shut up. Don’t come here!
Things students at Carmel Catholic High School tend to say:
Why does the hallway smell like an ass bomb
Why is everyone here so annoying
Don’t go in the 500 bathroom, someone pooped in the urinal
“Did you hear *name* cheated on *name* with *name*” - 437 students and more twisted and fabricated each time
I hate coming here I wanna transfer
The hockey boys are the most annoying people I’ve ever encountered
Why does the hallway smell like an ass bomb
Why is everyone here so annoying
Don’t go in the 500 bathroom, someone pooped in the urinal
“Did you hear *name* cheated on *name* with *name*” - 437 students and more twisted and fabricated each time
I hate coming here I wanna transfer
The hockey boys are the most annoying people I’ve ever encountered
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Skirts are rolled higher than Mount Everest
The population is made up of oranges and chaves
you will get sprayed with water or juice whether u like it or not
NEVER take a offer to "go down to the field" because u will die
When someone makes a decent roast the rest of the school overuse it into oblivion until they get bored and move on to the next weeks good roast
The school is in the shithole of Whickham if u haven't guessed
There is also an new shitty phone pouch system where phones are locked away
And there is a dystopian Tannoy system that tells you it's the end of break like no shit Sherlock. And it plays an American bell in the UK.
Whickham School be the best u can be
more like the chaviest u can be
Skirts are rolled higher than Mount Everest
The population is made up of oranges and chaves
you will get sprayed with water or juice whether u like it or not
NEVER take a offer to "go down to the field" because u will die
When someone makes a decent roast the rest of the school overuse it into oblivion until they get bored and move on to the next weeks good roast
The school is in the shithole of Whickham if u haven't guessed
There is also an new shitty phone pouch system where phones are locked away
And there is a dystopian Tannoy system that tells you it's the end of break like no shit Sherlock. And it plays an American bell in the UK.
Whickham School be the best u can be
more like the chaviest u can be
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It is scientifically proven that the students at this school are complete dickheads and twats.
The teachers are even worse as they are diagnosed with waffling, paedophilia and are horrible.
The food is crap and it is insanely processed and it is said to NEVER drink the tap water from the location or else you will contract a odorifeouros diarrhoea that leaks out of you like a running tap.
It is scientifically proven that the students at this school are complete dickheads and twats.
The teachers are even worse as they are diagnosed with waffling, paedophilia and are horrible.
The food is crap and it is insanely processed and it is said to NEVER drink the tap water from the location or else you will contract a odorifeouros diarrhoea that leaks out of you like a running tap.
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Johnstown High School is littered with staff that peaked in high school themselves and gossip more recklessly than students, blatant favoritism toward sports kids while ignoring high-achievers in their educational and art departments, a scapegoating administration that runs cover for a hypocrite who smiles nice but has at least one major skeleton in his closet (and throws subordinates that make his leadership look even mildly bad under the bus in the name of optics, bursting into tears and wetting his pants at the idea of being sued despite making 6 figures), authoritarians who treat bullies and victims as morally equivalent because Godforbid we seek justice for evil 4000 years after the Code of Hammurabi, baffling hiring decisions, at least 1 male teacher who will slide into yo Instagram DMs the moment you graduate (but only if you’re a girl), at least 2 female teachers that don’t know how to handle stress and will lash out if you look at them the wrong way, a steady rate of teen pregnancy, Department of Education brainwashing that sincerely insists xe/xir are usable gender pronouns, Bernie Madoff levels of financial planning, bathrooms that make you yearn for Taco Bell stalls, 12 year old eighth graders dating 17 year old seniors, and truly shocking interior design that makes your local Chuck E. Cheese look like Notre Dame.
Be sure not to swim in the pool, as you may catch a venereal disease if you get too close to the liner.
Johnstown High School is littered with staff that peaked in high school themselves and gossip more recklessly than students, blatant favoritism toward sports kids while ignoring high-achievers in their educational and art departments, a scapegoating administration that runs cover for a hypocrite who smiles nice but has at least one major skeleton in his closet (and throws subordinates that make his leadership look even mildly bad under the bus in the name of optics, bursting into tears and wetting his pants at the idea of being sued despite making 6 figures), authoritarians who treat bullies and victims as morally equivalent because Godforbid we seek justice for evil 4000 years after the Code of Hammurabi, baffling hiring decisions, at least 1 male teacher who will slide into yo Instagram DMs the moment you graduate (but only if you’re a girl), at least 2 female teachers that don’t know how to handle stress and will lash out if you look at them the wrong way, a steady rate of teen pregnancy, Department of Education brainwashing that sincerely insists xe/xir are usable gender pronouns, Bernie Madoff levels of financial planning, bathrooms that make you yearn for Taco Bell stalls, 12 year old eighth graders dating 17 year old seniors, and truly shocking interior design that makes your local Chuck E. Cheese look like Notre Dame.
Be sure not to swim in the pool, as you may catch a venereal disease if you get too close to the liner.
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It is best known for destroying the childhoods of many children and being boring as fuck
The main ideas forced at school are
1:don’t question authority
2:don’t try to amount to become or do anything important
3:go into debt for university
4:vote liberal
It is best known for destroying the childhoods of many children and being boring as fuck
The main ideas forced at school are
1:don’t question authority
2:don’t try to amount to become or do anything important
3:go into debt for university
4:vote liberal
Person 1: I was brainwashed in school, now I’m liberal!
Person 2: ME TOO! I can’t stop voting Joe Biden!
Person 1: my teacher assigned the class a 7 page essay.
Person 2: yeah these dumbass teachers are so fucking stupid
Person 2: ME TOO! I can’t stop voting Joe Biden!
Person 1: my teacher assigned the class a 7 page essay.
Person 2: yeah these dumbass teachers are so fucking stupid
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Get the School mug.Fucking stupid as fuck I fucking hate it school can fucking suck my fucking ass fuck fucking school fuck all the fucking teachers fuck all the stupid fucking dumbass homework assignments like I fucking don’t want to do that bullshit it’s fucking stupid af and I defiantly don’t want to sit in some boring ass brainwashers class and fucking be board all day because somehow fucking teachers think they’re making a fucking impact on kids like everyone fucking hates you the only fucking impact your fucking making is ruining their fucking childhoods also every teacher is super liberal like stfu I don’t give a shit who the fuck you vote for I’m supposed to be learning physics (fuck science it’s fucking boring as fuck) and fuck the stupid ass brainwashing
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