time ants

Time ants are theoretically if you went back in time and messed something up it with a paradox of any kind of course this is theoretical BUT if you do go back in time make sure not to change anything.

"I stepped on a bunch of ants that were supposed to rule the earth but now that has changed and more stuff with it i stepped on time ants"

by guythatswellaguy July 14, 2022

Morbin Time

The iconic chatphrase used by Morbius the marvel legend "its morbin time"

Its morbin time

fuck yea

by MorbinMarvelLegend May 31, 2022

Glitter Time

A condition experienced by some men on a monthly basis that may cause irritability, anxiety, depression, headache, and hissy fits. Comparable to menstruation in women.

"My husband threw a fit when I told him we weren't having meatloaf on Monday. I think he's on his Glitter Time."

by Unicornelious June 17, 2016

Covid times

1. A period of extreme uncertainty characterized by global public unrest and demonstrations, hyper-partisan acrimony, a health pandemic, economic doldrums, social and cultural upheavals, general unrest, and fear about the future.

2. A period when everyday activities are locked-down, when people must stay six feet away from others (social-distancing), and when the wearing of face masks becomes the norm.

We are currently living in COVID times!

by m-fun July 3, 2020

Pussy Time

A precise moment when a girl is ready for you to take care of her sexual needs.

Her: You were supposed to be here to fuck me at 2:30
Him: Sorry! I’ll set my watch to your pussy time in the future!

by TherealMotorboatinSOB September 23, 2020

Times & Tribulations

A really cool FNF mod made by CeramicSkinStudios and Echolocated. There are 4 endings, the Good Ending, where you help Omega, a guy protecting a child with royal blood named Mika, from her parents, who locked her up, why? Because, according to Omega, some prophecy said she was cursed. The Bad Ending, where you help Mika's parents lock her up. the True Ending, taking place after the Good Ending, where you basically just beat Daddy Dearest yet again, this time a bit harder than his usual songs, and the Secret Ending, where you basically just say ''No'' and then finish.

Person 1: Have you tried Times & Tribulations?
Person 2: Yeah, it's really cool.

by the random. September 16, 2021

Time Fucked

When daylight savings time ends and the clocks "fall" back you have trouble grasping the actual time.

Jason: what time is it?
Kristi: 9 o'clock
Jason: The clock says nine so it's an hour earlier.

Kristi: I already changed the clocks.

Jason: Damnit!! I'm time fucked.

by Lil Jensen November 7, 2011