Thomas Jeffersoning

When a white males fucks and black female.

I’ve been Thomas Jeffersoning lately, I’ve fucked three black girls in the last month.

by Mhba August 12, 2019

Thomas Osbaldeston

Thomas Osbaldeston is the best person in the world and never judges anyone; he is my best friend .... And a hipster before hipsters knew they were hipsters

That guys is so Thomas Osbaldeston

by Andy the boss June 15, 2011

The Thomas Special

A meal consisting of Rice-A-Roni and a blue raspberry Fanta accompanied with a soapy boobjob

"You look sad, get this man the Thomas special!

by sgtGoober March 4, 2025

Thomas

A cringe person who is very dislikable. He is prone to make things up about you that will get you in trouble. He is good at math but is average in every other subject. He is into strange men who are probably autistic and go by the name of Elliot Slusky. Thomas randomly smells bad and he is always doing strange things such as putting his hand in and touching weird things and places. He also is randomly seen exiting strange places.

Person 1: Did you see the kid that just randomly said that another kid didn't like someone because he was gay?
Person 2: Yes, he pulled a Thomas.

by Afghanistan(Gay ppl suck) November 6, 2023

Thomas ward

The most jarring person in the world

Thomas ward: "says something annoying"
Hannah: "omg shut up you are so annoying"

by Akisrolling May 2, 2021

Thomas

This kid cannot take a joke.
This is a kid who literally acts like he's 10, and he can't take a joke! This kid literally gets mad over the craziest bamboozelry! Thomas is also a harasser who thinks he's cool because he got into all state for one year, the judges felt bad because he got an easy 10/10 on his autism test with flying colors!

Do you know that kid Thomas?
Yeah, I hate him.
Same, he's pretty retarded. Did you hear he was raping those three girls behind the street?
Damn!

by daanyboy552iloveminers December 16, 2023

Thomas Jury

Huge queer with a “perfect dick”. Tends to touch his friends inappropriately in the butt and blame it on his autistic tendencies. Insanely massive perve who was caught jerking off in friend’s bathrooms at sleepovers. Needs to stop touching himself at lax. Also has the harriest asshole known to man.

Go shower bro, ur such a Thomas Jury.

by GoldenOreo February 19, 2025