Michael Pearce

When someone is ugly and mean and gross and homphobic and has beef w d1 ku.

“Wow you’re being such a Michael Pearce today!”

by Mckyp123 March 3, 2022

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Michael Jordania

The son of Michael Jordan and Sponge Bob, adopted by the "U was at the club" meme guy.
A very powerful and attractive being who wonders the universe at all times. He's considered to be the suns son, also known for transforming and becoming the answers and prayers to all our questions.

"I fucked your mom last night as if I were Michael Jordania"

by Urko_The_Beast_Slayer34 March 4, 2022

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Michael Molkentin

the sexiest man on the planet. Used to play in a band and secretly still wants to be a super star.
You are obliged to love him <3

Zamn zaddy, that Michael Molkentin guy is hawt

by Greg Heffley the real one March 7, 2022

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Michael Jackson

The one and only king of pop. A humble humanitarian who brought love, joy, and kindness to the world when it wasn't given to him. A legend and a true icon of the music industry

Girl: I'm gonna go listen to Michael Jackson's music, OMG I love him
Boy: Who's MJ?

Girl: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO MJ IS?! You're living under a rock

by Loathing Pain May 13, 2021

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