Luke Hemmings

Sex god. He's def the most perfect human being and his beard and his FUCKING CURLY HAIR they're just perfect.
A man who said "fuck off toxic masculinity and gender rules"
A legend.
Lead singer of the band 5 Seconds of Summer (5sos)
He has an adorable dog named Petunia and a beautiful girlfriend (Sierra Deaton)
Stan Luke Hemmings and his mom Liz.
Stream Calm.
Masturbate with his photos.

Damn have you listen to Teeth? Luke's vocals are just fucking hot
"Yes Luke Hemmings is a rock god"

by Nonsaprei April 24, 2020

Sexy ahh Luke

A sexy man named Luke who is addicted to a game called lust goddess

Hey sexy ahh Luke do you want to edge on top of a sigma building?

by ScorchX0 February 3, 2025

luke

luke is one depressing human being usally has a rain cloud over his head and makes everyone depressed when he walks into the room luke is a sex machine who gets women pregnant just looking at them

Look here comes luke

Fuck off luke I dont want depressing

by dogsdinner September 27, 2020

Luke and Lewis

A podcast that is a bit of fun hosted by Luke Kidgell and Lewis Spears

Wow the luke and lewis show is a bit of fun

by a bit of fun January 4, 2022

Luke Skywalker

Luke Skywalker is a bitch boy which his dad is better than him. And he kissed his sister.

Anyone: I fucking hate Luke Skywalker

Anyone 2: same

Anyone 3: I wanna fuck his dad

by Iloveanakin April 15, 2022

LUKE

The biggest SIMP ever lived!

EVERYONE: Luke Stop Simping
LUKE: NO!!

by KING_Fibre March 24, 2020

Crystal's Luke

Luke is a guy, usually a red head who is obsessed with one girl and one girl only. (Crystal) So basically, a simp. He overuses the word cool but really loves whoever he likes. (Crystal) He trusts whoever he likes, (Crystal,) and has nothing to hide. Also, he goes to girl he likes best friend (Ava) and tells her on a daily how cool Crystal is cause he's a simp. Also, all Ava is used for is to express his love for her. (Crystal.) Also he apparently is very excited to get his license.

Yo Ava, who is he?

Oh Crystal's Luke, he's this guy who is a simp for Crystal and thinks she's VERY cool.

by avadabest1 November 26, 2021