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hood karen

*rue voice* hood Karen grew up in a ghetto neighborhood. Each day she ate three spoons of canola oil & she still managed to be fat! Hood Karen didn’t grow up looking up to country club Karen’s. Mini hood Karen looked up to n-word saying black boys. Now… it’s her mission to take out anger on pretty 15 year old girls
person 1: hey hood Karen! I’m so happy you could make it… to our lake party… that we didn’t invite u to
Hood Karen: *repositions feet* *looks greeter up and down* *n-word*
Other person: woah
Person 1: dude that’s not very nice
Hood Karen: n-word
Person 2: dude my friends black. She’s actually really nice
Hood Karen: n-word n-word n-word
Person 1: k we’re gonna ask u to leave
Hood Karen: walks away while blasting fight song
by reincarnatedkanyewest April 13, 2022
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Hood Plague

The Hood Plague is a sinus condition contracted by students in the third or fourth week of Fall classes after the air conditioners come on in the dorms.
"Crap, I have a paper due tomorrow but I can't think because I have the damn Hood Plague"

"Can I get out of class, I've come down with Hood Plague"
by Hoodlum December 9, 2012
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hood wacked

During oral sex, a man removes his uncircumcised penis and swings it towards the unsuspecting woman causing the hood to hit her in the face
she was going down on him and he pulled out and hood wacked her with his foreskin.
by harder faster September 6, 2012
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Hood Rapture

A Judgement that is decided amongs your Society /gang or association
EXAMPLE :
For those who display loyalty to their Society/ Association shall be rejoiced with unlimited

Blessing and respect from those with in their association of their rank.

But for those who chose to display betrayal and deceitfulness and or like informer behaviour shall be rejoiced with unlimited pain and death related consequences
Bob: I hope that guy is ready for the Hood Rapture

Sam: why you say that

Bob: because he hasn’t been loyal to rank lately
by The Hooddictonary January 16, 2022
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Hood rat

by Fherrrnanda November 2, 2019
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giving hood

Going down on a woman. Suck on her clit. Eating pussy.
Lisa: How good in bed is Earl?
Jackie: He has a small dick but is great at giving hood.
by MarthaW June 23, 2024
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Hood Good

Some of the finest slop you can get from someone, usually a black chick, and always in da hood.
Damn, I got the best hood good from Cindy last night.
by Affectionate-Pem February 22, 2024
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