Noodle

A female who has the body shape of a Rigatoni that may be sleeping with your old bulk pick up trash that is possible losing his hair and probably can’t even spell Rigatoni.
see Bulk Pickup trash

"You know that skanky whore looks like a noodle...and she's sleeping with bulk pickup trash"

by ticleme February 28, 2009

Noodle Monkey

A fuckwit who wears his wedding ring, looking for a long term relationship and monogamy in their Tinder profile

Why are you wearing your wedding ring in your Tinder profile you noodle monkey

by anonymous July 24, 2025

Noodle loaf

Loaf of bread made out of chicken penis’s, fly vomit, and snail butthole

I tried noodle loaf today and it tasted like dusty blinds

by Upsidedownelaphantboobs April 3, 2021

noodles

a very cool minecraft player that plays minecraft and abuses high ping and high cps . He is a decent boxing player on minemen club . You should subcribe to him on youtube !

no fucking way noodles just beat my ass

by noodles_ March 14, 2022

double noodling

When two people are on top of each other facedown with fitness rollers in between.

Did you hear about Taylor … yeah she was double noodling with Gary yesterday! She’s so lucky

by Emiliovannpus November 10, 2022

kooky noodle

A person that's kooky and a loose noodle that acts crazy and fails around a lot. You never know what they're going to do.

Mary is acting like a kooky noodle bc she's running around the farm at 4 am looking for her kite.

by Beggin Megan June 2, 2023

oogle noodle

a color of polar bear

the oogle noodle polar bear is going extinct

by clueless queer November 6, 2020