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Yellow Day

Yellow Day is a day in which a yellow person can make a friend who is not yellow do what they want for an entire day
Yellow person: It's Yellow Day!
Tom: Okay.
Yellow person: We can get covered in yellow paint!
Tom: Whatever makes you happy.
by Doodle128 December 16, 2020
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day out

on seeing a large group of blondes together
carla: blonde day out!

on seeing a group of people all wearing skinny jeans
orlaith: skinnies day out!
by SkinnyEff May 18, 2008
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SLOTH day

A day when military personnel do not have to punish the bad guys from their whirling beast of death. Nor do they have to brush their teeth or put on their combat boots. They can lounge around all day doing nothing at all.
One military member, we'll call him OAF for Ops Air Force, once slept 18 hours on sloth day and was only nourished by 5 meat rolls, 2 chicken wings, a light chef salad, and 3 Ripits.
by D' has October 27, 2008
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Penis Day

A day of celebration for dicks. It usually falls on August 18th.
Guy: Your birthday falls on the same day as Penis Day.
Guy 2: I wish you never brought that into my mind. Don't do that again.
by Nekromancers September 5, 2020
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Fatherless day

The day before father's day in honor of those who don't have a dad to appreciate due to the fact that he is a scum
Person 1: What are you doing for father's day?
Person 2: My dad left before I was born I celebrate fatherless day.
by Josethemonkey June 11, 2019
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boss's day

A dumb, completely pointless holiday invented by greeting card companies to sell more cards. A concept that hasn't and (hopefully) never will catch on. On this day you're supposed to thank your boss for "being kind and fair" and buy him some stupid card, but really, its just a classic hallmark holiday. Ironically, most people seem to resent their bosses anyway so whats the point?
Joe: I got a card for my boss, because today is Boss's Day!
Mike: What the hell is "Boss's Day"?
Joe: Its a day where we show our appreciation of our boss!
Mike: You're an idiot who blindly follows dumb trends, you know that?
by NewClear October 11, 2012
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Bonus Day

A day in a relationship where no *restrictions* apply.
The restrictions can be, but are not limited to, physical/emotional/verbal or multiple.

*Can also be used as Bonus with any part of the day*
eg. Bonus Night

NOTE:

Once a verbal agreement is made about a Bonus Day it cannot be taken back.
Firoza: I was so happy with Sid that i gave him six bonus days and six bonus nights
by UnavailabilityIsMyThing October 2, 2012
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