taking it slow

When someone starts a long winded story leading to the land of boredom and nowhere with "i was with this girl", and then tells us about how nothing happened with her.

So I was at red jacket, no wait MJ, no wait it was Uhots, and I was with this girl and we were taking it slow

by Father Samuels June 9, 2011

tanking

1: To take a shit in the tank of a toilet. Ususally done on the day you move out, or at the house of someone you hate.

2: To fill the toilet tank with 20+ packs of jello.

I'm tanking the toilet, so we can leave right after.

by Spammerman August 16, 2006

Taking One for the Team

When you and your friends have just smoked a delious bowl and your glass piece is clogged with weed, making it impossible to take a monster rip and someone decides to make a stand and unclog the piece. They do so by sucking in as violently as possible sucking in any buds that may be clogging your inhaling mechanism. He then makes a face of disgust and opens his mouth and shows his tongue. His tongue is covered in ash. He has sacraficed himself in order for the smoking session to run faster and more effiecent.

-"Dude, whats going on, I barely got anything off that hit"
-"I was afraid of this."
-"Afraid of what?"
_"I must 'Take one for the team'"
-"You brave little soldier"

by Jake September 22, 2004

talking head

A psychiatrist whose patient isn't yet communicative and he must do all the talking himself.

I'm still seeing the talking head although I don't say much. He does all the talking, then gives me the meds, which was why I was there to begin with.

by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

taking a shit or taking a dick

Basically, "Not giving a fuck or getting fucked"; see homophobes.

He's either "taking a shit or taking a dick"!

by ima90sbb September 20, 2009

Tarkio, Missouri

A small, spithole town inbetween the slightly bigger spithole town of Maryville and Nebraska. Many hicksters (hicks who think they're hipsters) who are wannabe Maryvillians. Meaning, they are assholes who treat anyone who doesn't fit in their little Maryvillite Fan Club world like the cow pie in their daddy's field; you also cannot tell the girls from the boys; the girls dress/act like dudes and the dudes act like wussy little gossip queens. Well, unless the girls decide to contradict themselves the next day by putting on clothes so tight and makeup so orange they resemble the Jersey Shore cast. All in all, it's a wonderful little paradise to raise your children and grow your soybeans.

"Whoa, look at her, she's like, not wearing sweatpants and walking as if she has a pole stuck up her vag, she is just so not Tarkio, Missouri material."

"What a freak. Let's diss her by making fun of her lack of balls."

"Okay! And then we can go makeout with our cousins in the bathroom!"
-Tarkio Missouri (specifically THS; Tarkio High School)

by guacamolegirl August 28, 2012

tarin

domb bitch

a hobo is tarin

by qwew April 21, 2021