While standing naked, a guy scratches the dandruff and lice out of his hair and puts it on his dick. After a secret fermentation and aging process, the lice, dandruff, hair and dick cells form a sweet delicacy that surprisingly resembles the crunch and taste of a sugar cone.
by anonymous June 28, 2024

by Yoinkthezoink November 20, 2020

char's sugar is none other than Sanger. She loves it when Sanger plugs his charger into the right hole. She might say otherwise but her loud soft moans give it all away.
Char is lonely without her daddy's charger and her puthay experiences severe drought without his dick in it.
Char loves to choke and swallow her daddy's juices <3
Char is lonely without her daddy's charger and her puthay experiences severe drought without his dick in it.
Char loves to choke and swallow her daddy's juices <3
by kiwiken37 July 14, 2021

"once a potato arised out of the floor and said:
did you expect some sexifinitions to pop up ('sexifinitions' => weird term for sexual definition)
because if yes then then you ... you you you you like the average UB user
the potato illuminated them, they were to say this frase"
did you expect some sexifinitions to pop up ('sexifinitions' => weird term for sexual definition)
because if yes then then you ... you you you you like the average UB user
the potato illuminated them, they were to say this frase"
i definetly typed by hand" "In Watermelon Sugar" is an American " and looked what appear in my computer...
laughs
the urban dick-shannary is really funny ('dick-shannary' => a place where people play with little penises)
i think you need more of this by the way drink water and bye \/
laughs
the urban dick-shannary is really funny ('dick-shannary' => a place where people play with little penises)
i think you need more of this by the way drink water and bye \/
by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem October 22, 2022

by KaydensMom December 27, 2024

A wealthy YOUNGER woman that is at least 18+ years old who spends freely on a OLDER person, generally a WOMAN, in return for companionship or sexual intimacy often found in polly bi or lesbian relationships.
My Sugar MILf took me out to dinner and bought me some new Nike slides than we went back to her house and i had a threesome with her and her boyfriend before me and her and him went to sleep.
by Nikkiness Zerbonia February 17, 2024

by IVIaGiCaL January 11, 2018
