Stick a Russell

1. - A phrase meaning lets go, lets do it. Lets fuckin get to it.

2. - To take something working correctly and fuck it up.

3. - The act of text messaging someone in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later; initially casual, transitioning into highly suggestive and even sexually explicit pictures and/or video involving the use of one's index finger and asshole.

Examples:

1. It's time to stick a russell. Woot Woot!!

2. The stereo sounded great until Patrick decided to stick a russell. Now Patrick must die!

3. Lame. I don't even know this guy. Why would he stick a russell and ruin my lunch? Seriously, I just sat down to eat. Now I'm about to spew all over my phone! Fuck!

Stick a Russell by ButtonPusher June 1, 2010

crotch stick 

another word for tampon

Hey, do any of you girls happen to have a crotch stick?

crotch stick by Liz May 13, 2005

chode stick 

a stupid person; an idiot.

Ciera is such a chode stick!

chode stick by amanda arsonist October 10, 2006

Airplane Sticker 

Term for a woman's sanitary towel, so named because of its wings and ability to stick to various surfaces should the need arise.

Little Timmy found his mum's airplane stickers in the grocery shopping

Airplane Sticker by mrbruceman January 11, 2009

dick stick slap 

when your friend is banging a girl, you break in, push the girl off and wack his erect penis with a stick

ohhhh doug, my dick still hurts from when you dick stick slapped me last night

dick stick slap by slang master daddy April 26, 2009

Smoldering Stick 

The smoldering stick is a sex position. And here is how it goes...
Step 1: Dip your wiener in alcohol/flammable fluid.
Step 2: Light it on fire.
Step 3: Quickly wrap it in cotton candy.
Step 4: Let a chick blow you.

Hey babe wanna give me a smoldering stick?

Smoldering Stick by The Turn-On Team August 1, 2011

leather chair ottoman stick ride 

the male sits in somewhat of a laying motion on a leather chair with a leather ottoman approximately 1 to 2 feet away....the male rests his legs up on the ottoman while the female strattles his cock standing in between the chair and ottoman....she hops on to the stick, and rides as she pleases, possessing the most tremendous orgasm of her life.

me and this girl did the leather chair ottoman stick ride once and she moaned like a dying squirrel.

leather chair ottoman stick ride by Jack Growlithe April 23, 2011