Sleep

What if the reason people really sleep at night is so they can eat bugs and spiders without being awake at the time to know about it.

Most people dont want to eat bugs and spiders while they're awake, so that might be why they lay there unconscious for hours and sleep.

by Solid Mantis April 23, 2020

Sleep

Is like being death without commitment.

If you have a child, roommate, any stay at home animals, live with siblings or neighbours who love drilling into the walls or mow the lawn at 5 am (I’ll get you one day. I know we’re you live) you’ll never get enough of it.

If you’re a parent, a student, a gamer, an artist, actually there’s one one person who gets enough of it.

Dead people

Someone: you look tired, get some sleep you need to rest

Someone: I’ll sleep when I dead.

by CR_ April 27, 2020

too tired to sleep

Me right now, why do you think i am wirting this? Its when you are on your phone or reading a book and you are too tired to put it down so you just continue becoming more and more tired

Me:its 2:55Am! I need sleep but...i am too tired to sleep

by You_are_fool October 22, 2022

Sleeping Hermaphroditus

It's a statue where it has a big but- bed it's a art made by unknown person and it's based on a person who has both gender basically the person call hermaphroditus is in both team. It whatever museum and everyone gets shocked when they see the other side

The sleeping hermaphroditus is in the what ever fuck museum in we-we nation.

by Statuesque March 26, 2024

Sleep rhythm

That's what Wattpad readers do not know....

A: So you're a Wattpad reader?
B: Ihm, yeah, so what?
A: Then tell me, do you even have a sleep rhythm?
B: What's this? I read all night

by Larrie4ever September 12, 2021

Sleep

For those who have an early morning class before another class. Then later they also want to go to the gym and have an 8 hour shift at work!!

I would like to go to sleep before 3am.

by Julessssssss January 23, 2017

Sleep Pussy

Adult male who is afraid of staying up too late for fear of compromised ability or virility the following day.

“P-Maddy insisted upon going to bed at 8pm the night before our second day of skiing because he is a sleep pussy and wanted to ski his very best..”

by paulmaddthang February 5, 2022