Pulling a Turco

Pulling a Turco is an excuse of the lamest proportions. This is typically an excuse given at the last minute after multiple promises of coming to Jiu-Jitsu class and/or an open mat. Examples of pulling a Turco can be any or all of the following :

1) Work got the best of me today.

2) Wish I could make it but I’m buried in work.

3) I have to babysit my parakeet.

4) Wish I could come to class today but I have to wash my ferret.

5) Sorry guys, can’t make it today because I got pulled into a meeting.

Training partner 1: Open mat is on fire today, where is Tom? He promised he would come today.

Training partner 2: Five minutes before open mat started, he told us that he couldn’t come because he had to wash his poodle. So lame.

Training partner 1: What a douche, he’s totally pulling a Turco.

Training partner 2: Yep, he’ll be in a white belt forever.

by Zeebot July 01, 2021

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Pull a Kate

To appear to have full intentions of hooking up with a guy, smoke all of his weed, make a random excuse and peace out.

Yeah last night this guy had some dank kush, I played along for a little, got so baked and then faked an emergency call to leave. That right there is how you Pull a Kate.

by Softballqueen31 September 04, 2015

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to pull a hutchings

If you say you're going to attend somewhere but you never show up, instead you bring lame excuses.

Why wasn't he there last night??
Yeah right, i guess he was totally pulling a Hutchings!

You going to that party next friday?
Na, i think im going to pull a hutchings

by Hellschool February 08, 2011

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