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Eskimo Pipe Slider

When a person shits into an ice luge while a person receives said shit in mouth or on face.
Robby gave Janice an eskimo pipe slider at the New Years Eve party last night.
by Jonnny Dogooder December 8, 2011
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Freezing Pipe Plunge

Similar to the Polar Bear Plunge where idiots run into the ocean in below freezing weather to raise money for charity. This occurs when you run into the ocean and have to drop a massive pipe. When your bum hits the water, the freezing temperature will cause the pipe to plunge back into your a-hole, similar to a mole returning to his hole. Because of the sheer force that the pipe withdrew back into your spink, you may need emergency surgery to stop a pootential clogging. This surgery involves a surgeon, a plunger, and a gloved hand. The surgeon will have to plunge the pipe out of your b-hole in hopes of unclogging your septic system. Good luck.
Tyrant: Bro you wanna hit the club tonight?

Big Easy: Man I wish but I gotta rest my b-hole for a few days. I messed it up bad during the freezing pipe plunge

Tyrant: What is that??

Big Easy: Imagine the pipes Rappa on the Crappa drops. It’s that level of force, but the pipe sucks further into your bum instead of being expelled into the turdlet.

Tyrant: That sounds like a good time. Invite me next time.
by Stoney69 November 13, 2020
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Parallel Piped

When a woman is getting piped in both holes.
Dude me and my bro just parallel piped our sister last night.
by EnglishGenius May 23, 2021
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Pants pipe

Pantsing someone then shoving a pipe bomb up there ass until you reach the intestines
by Account unknown April 19, 2023
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pipe zone

A place where playing the bag pipes is encouraged.
What is that sound? Oh dude its a pipe zone.
by Arby’sLover69 March 9, 2024
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faggy pipe

The intes,tine of a gay man.
Let me see your faggy pipes
by VynilAngel June 18, 2018
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Pipe Bomb

The act of shotgunning a red bull vodka. Pop a hole in the bottom of a red bull, add a shot of vodka, consume it as fast as humans know how.
Brad: I want an RBV but theyre too mainstream.
Me: Bro, pipe bomb it.
by The Tots September 2, 2018
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