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Wood wide web

Contrary to popular believe (see: ala mode), the Wood wide web's nonsensical capitalization structure is purpose built for it's own rationale. You see that the wood can be utilized, speaks to human's ownership of the domain of Earth. The wideness of this expanse, speaks to the spooky incantation which follows it. That is to say, we have not uncovered all rocks, harvested all grain, plowed and fertilized all soil. And, while this may be scary in that Brown Recluse Spiders are all around us, wanting to murder us for our existent nature--they mostly love in the woods, protecting their own webs. . ."mostly"
Eric Cartman is a proud user of the Www to. . .uh justify bully in the Wood wide web. Like a comment bullying a bully--which in this case, the thought completes itself. (I.e. : "I have evidence, and I'll use it!" )
by BestEgo November 17, 2023
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wood people

Those creepy figurines in your grandparent's apartment that they've collected from God knows where in Africa.
Janicestop looking at those wood people they're terrifying.
by Nobody10012992 March 3, 2017
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Romani Woods

A guy who only dates white girls. He’s the guy who hates on dark skin women even though he himself is dark skin.
Noah - Hey did you know Romani Woods is dating someone?
Claire - Is she white?

Noah - Yes lol
by applebase45 February 20, 2022
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Wood cookies

This man is out here selling his wood cookies....
by Jayëë January 24, 2020
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YoGo In The Woods

YoGo-ing in the woods is when you just go in the woods for no reason
by Vee_Kiwxss April 29, 2021
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Westminister Woods PS

The shittiest public school in Guelph, this ass school has wannabe gangsters and simps who sucks each others dicks, this school is home to the gays with multiple different types of species, the white people here are deadly and all the brown people are white washed and faggots (except the Punjab's)
Do you go to Westminister Woods PS?

Sadly brochacho

Zamnnn
by TheBigBoyWest July 21, 2025
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Wobbly Woods

A game played with the assistance of a friend, one person consumes massive amounts of alcohol and gets blind folded, you are then taken deep to a random spot in the woods where you will remove the blind fold and search for a way out of the woods.
Friend 1: yo wanna play Wobbly Woods again?

Friend 2: sure but you're gonna be the one blind folded this time, I ended up on the highway when I made it out last time
by button_on_shirt March 4, 2025
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