Double gas back

When you burp and fart at the same time

Oh shit i just had a double gas back

by Diarrheabruh April 01, 2022

Gaed

When a person is trying to be straight but is really hella gay.

OR, if a straight person gets bamboozled by a gay person and then they realise that they are also very gay too.

P1: "Carl, I swear I'm not gay."
P2: "That's what you said a week ago before shagging Ken."
P3: "Damn, gaed outta the closet."

by podadoes August 30, 2019

Tesla gas cap

There isn’t one you unevolved tit.

Why can’t I fill my Tesla up with gas, maybe the Tesla gas cap is in the trunk.

by TheRusty0ne July 02, 2021

Monkey gas

When you have such a wet fart that you think you shit your pants

Dude I could have sworn I shit myself but I went to the bathroom and it turned out to be monkey gas

by Eclipseiasux June 09, 2022

Blown Gas Port

A type of tug-o-war between an asshole and exhaling lips.

Or

A garbage tier barrel with a few thousand rounds through it and the gas port has opened up enough that the owner is reconsidering their purchase.

I got the farts. I need a blown gas port tonight!

Should have never bought that bore cam, that blown gas port looks heinous!

by GunSlapsTech February 02, 2025

brownhills gas man

Whenever you go down bhills high street you’ll spot this nitty a mile away walking with his bottle of gas fluid ready to spark anyone in their jaw for a 6-inch sub

Got on the bus today and saw the brownhills gas man , he tried to storm on the bus but the local chavs pulled him right off.

by Jesus’ Edgelord February 26, 2021

gas station biscuit

A donut

I wake up and get me a gas station biscuit
Head to town, wash it down with some Mountain Dew - Florida Georgia Line

by GullibleOne October 13, 2020