hand grenade

when you're about to rip a nasty fart and you put your hand right over your ass, capturing the smell, and then smelling it.

did you see dennis pull a hand grenade in class?
aw, man, that was naaasty!

by capndick August 11, 2010

Sex Hand

The hand used to masturbate with

Guy 1: what you doing tonight buddy?
Guy 2: just gonna stay in with my sex hand you?
Guy 1: Same bro

by Sex Hand Guy November 8, 2009

Hand Mustard

A term for semen, used in the context of masturbation or manual intercourse.

"Awww naw gurl. You done be jerkin' me off and I skeeted a load o' hand mustard on yo grill. Sorry fo dat."

by Alex and Rob April 4, 2006

jazz handed

It's when you're getting completely fisted (by a colleague, your boss, the man, etc) with the added value of them opening their hand completely and giving it a shimmy shake.

I'm grossly underpaid at work. I'm getting royally jazz handed.

by twisted spinach June 24, 2010

Hand job

Something that girls do when they've been pent up for a long time and dont wanna get their mouths dirty and still wanna keep their virginity (or they just dont want the love from the man)

i wonder how much mellissa charges for a and job....

by PeRV_Pyr0_FyREmaN April 25, 2003

Hidden hand

A reference to masturbation where a grabbler covered with tapestry sneake in from behind and gives an extra hand.

The triple jerk quickly became an octajerk when two more hidden hands appeared

by Sssstoopid Ssserpent December 4, 2020

Hamburger Hand

When your hand smells like hamburger for hours after eating fast food.

We went to Jack in the Box, and now I got mad hamburger hand.

by Nick Ozlo January 5, 2008