Alabaman Wood Chipper

The act of placing saw dust into your urethra, leaving it in and drinking lots of water, when you cannot hold it in anymore, you proceed to urinate the saw dust away
Yo, I DT class was so boring, I decided to do the Alabaman Wood Chipper! Kinda hurt though and I cant stop pissing blood
by Cloutos May 31, 2019
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Wood cookies

This man is out here selling his wood cookies....
by Jayëë January 24, 2020
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Owen Ladbrook Wood

Just a chill guy who loves everything (especially eating and acting nonchalant).
Chill guy: Yo ur acting like Owen Ladbrook Wood rn.
Another chill guy: Thanks. 😈
by TheRealOne1989 November 24, 2024
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Forest wood

Extremely dense pubic hairs when a man has a boner
Yo did you hear that Obam has a forest wood
by Keegami September 23, 2019
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ella woods

Ella is the most vibrant, beautiful soul you’ll ever meet. She is forever down to earth and is extremely selfless. If you’re her friend she will stick by you’re side and never let anyone give you shit. There’s always a sparkle in her vivid green eyes, and whenever they are sad you would do anything to make her feel better, since she does the same for you. No matter what she’s going through she will be there for you. If you have an ella as you’re friend never let her go
the most beautiful thing you can think of will never compare to ella woods
by heyitsmuah January 10, 2019
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wood rage

When you get so mad you get a boner.
"Dude I got so mad at my girl she gave me wood rage."
by Betty white125 January 16, 2018
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Master Wood

(n)Another name for a teacher who is Mister wood.
I've got to go to Master Wood's class next. (you get in trouble because you were right by a teacher when you said it)
by MR DINKDINK November 01, 2022
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