Adam man in the hood

A fake name who in real life is a jerk and has no friends and no life and a hairline from a fast food chain

you are a Adam man in the hood

by TNT BOOMBER 7877 December 29, 2018

hood cricket

Hood Crickets are the smoke alarm noises made right after the batteries ran out.

Your YT video is amazing but those hood crickets are annoying.

by Obet Torres Elvira February 4, 2025

Arkansas Hooded Merganser

A sex position where a man places his ball sack over his sleeping partners eyes and blocks her vision. The man then screams "HOW BOUT THAT ARKANSAS HOODED MERGANSER" while blowing a duck call.

She was sleeping peacefully until I gave her the Arkansas Hooded Merganser with my balls in her face.

by AmishRakeFighter November 27, 2024

hooded beast

An shlong with major amounts of foreskin

That boy got a hooded beast

by Neckassnigga November 2, 2017

hood wannabe

A person or persons that claims or pretends to be affiliated with a gang or group

You are not a blood or hood! You are just a hood wannabe!

by actfay eakerspay October 23, 2023

hood karen

*rue voice* hood Karen grew up in a ghetto neighborhood. Each day she ate three spoons of canola oil & she still managed to be fat! Hood Karen didn’t grow up looking up to country club Karen’s. Mini hood Karen looked up to n-word saying black boys. Now… it’s her mission to take out anger on pretty 15 year old girls

person 1: hey hood Karen! I’m so happy you could make it… to our lake party… that we didn’t invite u to
Hood Karen: *repositions feet* *looks greeter up and down* *n-word*
Other person: woah
Person 1: dude that’s not very nice
Hood Karen: n-word
Person 2: dude my friends black. She’s actually really nice
Hood Karen: n-word n-word n-word
Person 1: k we’re gonna ask u to leave
Hood Karen: walks away while blasting fight song

by reincarnatedkanyewest April 13, 2022

keneef hood

Anunnaki Warrior

"That man is a keneef hood type of guy"

by Tribe chief May 3, 2022