My gf, the most amazing person on the planet. I love her more than anything. If you see this, I love you <3.
by _#%^*> March 4, 2022
Get the Hannahmug. An absolute asshole that is as entitled as a karen but acts like a gigachad, she is such an asshole to good people with the name Dean and is nice to everyone else. if she is still like this she will become a prostitiute
Dean - Yo Dante you alright
Dante - Yeah
*Five minutes later*
Hannah - Dante are you ok you look so sad
Dean - He is fine, I talked to him (in sincere tone)
Hannah - Dean, Shut the fuck up, you are always butting into peoples private business
Dean - I was just sayi-
Hannah - I don't give a shit
Dean - What did I do to deserve that shit
Adam - *Shrugs* she is just an asshole
Dante - Yeah
*Five minutes later*
Hannah - Dante are you ok you look so sad
Dean - He is fine, I talked to him (in sincere tone)
Hannah - Dean, Shut the fuck up, you are always butting into peoples private business
Dean - I was just sayi-
Hannah - I don't give a shit
Dean - What did I do to deserve that shit
Adam - *Shrugs* she is just an asshole
by A. Kidd June 24, 2022
Get the Hannahmug. she is a poopy butt head and has the opportunity to date a Jackson but despite her love for him, turns him down and then stocks him anyway
by oooodlleee ayyyy November 4, 2019
Get the Hannah oodlesmug. Hannah Pilkingtons, like that of the Katie Towlers, also reside in Hindley Green. They are typically tall so will not date any guy below 6ft. Speaking on 6ft, Hannah Pilkingtons also require guys to have 6ft penises because Hannah Pilkingtons often work as lifeguards and may need said 6ft penis as a life raft to help out drowning children ( in the most non-pedophilic way possible).
Guy of suitable height: Yo, bro, who's that over there?
Friend of a Hannah Pilkington: That's H-dogz and you're in luck as you're over 6ft! But wait, what's your dick size and can you swim?
Friend of a Hannah Pilkington: That's H-dogz and you're in luck as you're over 6ft! But wait, what's your dick size and can you swim?
by Lancashire Laddos September 15, 2017
Get the Hannah Pilkingtonmug. She is fiery, sweet, sexy, and sexy. She can light up your world like nothing you've ever seen. She can turn anything you say into something sexual.
by Pippy long stocking July 18, 2016
Get the hannah fletchermug. by Hudhayfah January 16, 2020
Get the Hannahmug.