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Hitler Fingers

When one is fingering you to the point that you get a hot sensation like the people who suffered in the horrible genocide caused by the infamous Adolf Hitler.

When you put your fingers under your nose to try to represent Hitler's mustache that he totally stole from Charlie Chaplin.
My boyfriend loves to give Hitler fingers to me at the dinner table. Ouch. But in a good way.
by I don't want to put a name April 10, 2019
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speedy fingers

Used to define the speed of which A girl will flick her bean
You ever seen Bri use her speedy fingers.
by Vinny Harden March 3, 2019
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Finger Shovel

When you get egg yolk on your shoe and try to remove it by scooping it with your finger nail.
Ah fuck. Ive got egg on my shoe again. Guess im gonna have to use my finger shovel.
by corporate crayola August 2, 2019
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Ringer Finger

The wedding band finger used exclusively to insert into any orifice. Usually the vagina or anus.
She screamed when I inserted my ringer finger into her butt and went all the way up to the wedding band.
by Bronson Wishes August 15, 2019
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Lemon Fingered

The act of someone grabbing their balls and then proceeding to stick their fingers with said scrotal aroma in someone's nose
I was just hanging out in a bar and out of nowhere this douche Don Lemon lemon fingered me...uggh it smelled awful, like dirty butt sex
by Stinkstar69 August 17, 2019
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Witches finger

A massive turd (perhaps pinched off too soon) that is pointed at one end, therefore resembling a witches finger.
Aw mate, I just did a massive dump

Oh yeah?

Yeah it looked like a witches finger, it even had a knuckle!
by MoldyMan666 September 4, 2019
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HOMELESS FINGER

When you're fingering your girl on a park bench and she acts suprised and says not that hole and you're like it's not me then you turn around and some homeless person is fingering your girls ass hole at the same time
In a park on a bench
Not that hole Dave
What you talking about Sarah - it's not me

Oh fuck look behind you - you've been got by the homeless finger
by wriggleit September 17, 2019
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