David

Usally is charming and nice at the beginning but then turns into a sexist liar when it comes to his friends who are girls.

David is a liar

by King_Ruthie July 30, 2016

David manning

Condescending prick, selfish, assholeish, rude, an all around coward butt munch, hypocrit, idiotic, MORON.

Wow, that guy is such a David Manning!

by DEALpickle June 12, 2018

David

An attractive and charming male with a consuming porn addiction. He tends to smoke cigarettes in attempt to be "bad ass", and flirts with all the ladies (especially ladies by the name of Danielle) Despite his good looks and charming tendencies, David is actually a self-obsessed, professional liar who doesn't deserve anyone better than Lindsay Lohan.

I thought he was the man of my dreams, but then I realized, he's a David.

by straighttalker September 14, 2010

david

david is..superrr caaa-utttteeeee(:

really sweet!!

amazing bodyy<33 and faceeee(;

really niceeee and hilarioussss!!!
my dad loves him..and no hes not my boyfrienddd,yett<3
i love him so muchhh(:

oh hes such a david!

by pearll(; August 31, 2011

david cooperfield

this takes place in a bedroom. when you are bangin the girl in the ass and she has her face in the pillows. your friend is outside the window, he comes in and u pull out and he sticks his in. you leave the room and after a while the friend says this isnt whats his name.

Dude my friend and i pulled off the david cooperfield on your sister!

by Scuba Steve 34! December 20, 2007

David Blaine

noun - When a female is on top of a male during sexual intercourse, and said female levitates right before the point of his climax, thus forcing the male to ejaculate on himself.

Last night was awesome till the chick I was banging pulled a David Blaine and made me spluge all over myself.

by Bejammin Foxworth March 28, 2009

David Cook

Winner of American Idol Season 7. He won because a bunch of horny ugly desperate housewives voted for him thinking that one day he will hopefully have sex with them. He was kind of ugly and fat during the show but he lost some weight and got an American Idol makeover and grew some facial hair. He's totally fuckable now. I'd fuck him. I think David Cook thought that once he won American Idol he would be able to have sex with super hot girls, but no. Instead, he has to have sex with old ugly ladies cause they're the only ones who like him, who know who he even is, and they're the people who buy his stuff. He HAS to fuck them. He has no choice.

Old Horny Lady: "Oh my goodness, my David Cook is such an amazing singer. I want to fuck him but i can't cause i'm old and ugly and my vagina is humongous now."

by homezfoo July 3, 2009