Chode

1. A person who is not generally cool.
2. A meathead with big biceps and little brains.
3. Jizz, semen.
4. Pot, weed.

I saw this Chode today who was talking with this dude. He said that he'd like to blow his chode sometime really soon. Chode.

by Spencer P. Watson August 21, 2006

chode

In the early 21st century, a very incompetent and ignorant boy said, "Hey, lick my chode!" Thus, the word chode was dubbed.
Definition: 1. The male private part.
2. A huge nose. 3. A word that is capable of being substituted for use of any word in the English dictionary.

One day, a boy was taking a nice morning stroll down the street. He came across an old homeless man. Then the boy proceeded to whip out his penis. The boy said to the old homeless man, "Hey chode, lick my chode and I'll give you a fat wad of chode."

by Boxxcarr May 25, 2004

chode

A queer or fag, somone really retarded and anoying.

OMG! stop acting like a stupid fucking chode!!

by Strands57 December 25, 2006

Chode

- A follower or slave
- One who allows themselves to be bossed around and does all the dirty work, but gets nothing in return.

- "That's kinda risky. I'll get my chode to do it."
- "That guy does whatever I say, he's my chode."

by Princess Chodestool May 27, 2006

Chodeformer

Refer to chodes.
Term is used when describing people with the name Mason, Bob, Thomas, Ryan, John. Mostly ment as a robotic Chode/Penis or a really fat car.

"Bob you stupid ass chodeformer"

by Urbanessbaby1!! November 6, 2007

chode neezer

1.a stuck up cop from bainbidge island

2.a skater hater

3.just a someone whose being a dick

cop: im gonna have to give you a ticket because i blow men
me: FUCK OFF YOU CHODE NEEZER

by JACOB PATTERSON February 24, 2008

Chode Plaster

When one uses his or her chode to blow a load on a face or pussy ass; a very powerful heavy load.

Kyle was preparing to unload a legendary chode plaster unto the face of Austin when his mother entered the line of fire.....

by CDDB May 20, 2008