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Second use for a pillow

What, did it not work? Well, that was a tip for guys with small dicks anyways... So that means...
Hym "You walked right into my trap crad! I actively size-specific sex tips and destroy your continuous spell card 'fat-cock self-preservation!' And now, without your continuous spell card to protect your fat-cocked fiancée, I can destroy him on my next turn! FAT-COCK GENOCIDER ATTACK! MAXIMUM RADIANT ERASURE!! Now you see the TRUE second use for a pillow! Exposing fat-cock lovers!"
by Hym Iam April 16, 2024
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seconds are quick!

A way to say 300,000 seconds (4 days) as a fractal.
by plato! April 21, 2024
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What you sarcastically quip back at someone who is bemoaning da fact dat he wasted ten minutes of his life doing something dat turned out to be useless.
Dude #1 (having just super-briefly talked to customer-service after waiting an absurdly long time to get connected): Man, what an insufferable delay just being stuck on hold --- THAT'S ten minutes of my life that I'll never get back!
Dude #2: ...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!
by QuacksO April 29, 2024
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half-second-cousin

1- Half-grandpibling's grandchild.
2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common.
Half-second-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
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second-cousin

1- Grandpibling's grandchild.
2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and two great-grandparents in common.
Second-cousin.
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irregular-double-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and three great-grandparents in common.
Irregular-double-second-cousin.
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double-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and four great-grandparents in common.
Double-second-cousin.
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