ten second person

Workplace slang for a loose cannon, often used to discreetly signal a red flag in a consort of interest. Usually a broken person displaying bipolar and/or manic tendencies. So called because they'll switch up on you in ten seconds or less.

Tom: "Bro... someone said you were dating your client Gina."
Greg: "What?! Yeah, imagine that. Me, dating a ten second person."

by hypnomatic November 24, 2023

Second Cousin

A Second Cousin is when your Niece/Nephew has Children, Their Children are your Second Cousin(s)

N/A 1: Did you know we're Second Cousin?

N/A 2: No, I didn't!

by QU33N1E August 4, 2022

Google second

The time Google takes to find 3 million items or articles to make your point.

Vaccines cause autism and cancer, like five people said it.

Did take a Google second to prove that?

by Laverna's profit February 28, 2018

Doge-second

A mesurent of time used by wow doges. Around sixty-nine seconds long. Doges measure time weirdly.

one doge-second later, he came back

by Sorbate September 21, 2020

sesquaple-second-cousin

Sesquaple-2C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and seven great-grandparents in common.

My sesquaple-second-cousin is a good person.

by ZYRB3256 February 21, 2022

second relief

The worst guard shift in the world. It means that you get to be up in the early hours of the morning and when you go back to sleep you only get about 2 hours.

Hey man, I got put on second relief tonight...

by sebadoh May 23, 2004

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