america the guy

A guy with no friends

Bill: name one friend
Dave:(silence)

Bill: oh wow, you're like America the guy

by John andersmith January 9, 2017

Tongue Guy

A reprobate (Typically a male inbred from Iowa) who has the inability to keep their tongue in their mouth. If their picture is ever taken, you can rest assured that their tongue will be sticking out no matter what.

We laughed at Tongue Guy in a picture, and were then informed that it was in fact someone’s stepdad.

by UncleGubGubGubsy November 6, 2021

Bad Guy

A Bad Guy is a person who is always taking it too far, usually ruins the evening.

“The tailgate was fun !”

“Too bad Tommy, Tanner, and Dawson wrecked the night.”

“Yeah they are such bad guys”

by Theorganist November 17, 2021

Cum is Guy

guy is cum

Cum is guy

by MonCock October 20, 2021

Pizza Guy

The unexpected 4th participant in a planned 3 way.

Our 3 way accidentally turned into a 4 way when the pizza guy showed up at the door.

by fortwenty August 30, 2021

Shy Guy

A humanoid creature with long, powerful limbs and a hate fo those who look at it’s face

Shit I looked at Shy Guy *being ripped apart sounds*

by Not-Bob-LOL July 4, 2021

Guy grass

When you deep throat a man so deep, that his pubic hair is absorbed into your mouth as well.

One of the Smart Kids favorite activities is to Guy Grass each other.

by DigBick NTS July 9, 2021