coffin cake

Dessert that is served at the after party of a funeral or wake.

A: Hey, how was your weekend?

B: Bad. I attended my great aunt's funeral.

A: Sucks, man. Sorry to hear that.

B: It could've been worse. At least they served coffin cake.

A: What?

B: Just a nice-looking cake with black frosting on it. It was pretty good.

by ShogunSlinger April 4, 2011

yam cake

A dish made from yam and flour, usually topped with fried shallots and chopped spring onions, served either steamed or pan-fried.

A yam cake showcases the quality of a yam.

The to-die-for yam cake consists of large chunks of deep-fried yam, crunchy peanuts, dried shrimps, garnished with fried shallots and chopped spring onions.

by twentyoneshadows June 25, 2016

The cake is a lie

What most people online don't seem to fully understand, is that it is not just a fictitious reward, but also a silly, frivolous reward in the face of great risk and danger.

"Ivan told me if I broke into a Russian FSB computer, they have a Special Edition of the Urban Dictionary, with the correct definition of 'the cake is a lie!'" "Sorry Tovarish, we can't risk the chance you found out anything valuable, you must now eat this uranium yellowcake" "That kind of cake isn't for eating, it will poison me!" "Yes, well in your search for 'the cake is a lie', the cake was a lie."

by cuvtixo October 4, 2020

Midnight Cake

When you are incapable of consuming sugar, but insist on eating copious amounts of cake after the sun has set. Results in crippling migraines.

"Tom went for some midnight cake last night - I heard his head is fucked up this morning!"

by ThePezident May 12, 2014

chicken cake

A small sick with a large girth another term for chode

Cracker jack- "mmmmmh I sure sure like chicken cake in my manly poofing pie"

Cracker jack- "waiter please bring me more chicken cake with Mexican stand off my manly pootang pie needs dusting"

by Mmmmmmmmmmmfuckingbucking May 26, 2017

flutter cake

Performing anilingus ( a rim job) while the recipient is passing gas. ( farting in your face)

. Example- I took a girl out to dinner last night and after she made me a flutter cake.

by Twitch9949 October 16, 2015

Vanilla Cake

Vanilla cake is when a friends bakes another friend a cake but nuts in it while making it.

Carmen made Jackson a vanilla cake

by DabKing69 June 2, 2018