noob

a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant : as in michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star, sorry...

by Sexydimma February 4, 2012

Noob

a Noob, especially a person who is new to an online community and whose online participation and interactions display a lack of skill or knowledge

Guy 1:"Ha Lol u Noob you have no robux (this was made to inform roblox flexers to stfu)"
Me:" Do you know what Noob is?"
Guy 1:" no"
Me:"Let me teach you something Kid a Noob, especially a person who is new to an online community and whose online participation and interactions display a lack of skill or knowledge

by RandomNumber June 1, 2018

noob

A person often new to a game/task/anything else. Very unlike a newbie. A noob is a person that doesn't like to learn and is often overconfident with its abilities. Its is usually found on online game forums and spams "LOLOLOLOLOL U NOOB" to try and troll people and to disguise itself. this is very unlike a newbie as said in the second sentence, the newbie is like a noob but it is nice and it is willing to learn. the noobs sometimes travel in packs and end up fighting each other by calling each other "noob" unlike non noobs. noobs speak in a one of a kind language. in order to replicate the language, shit on your keyboard, then short circuit the computer, then jump the keyboard several times, and then douse it in nuclear waste.

noun: omg look at this dude! he is a noob.

by jjprs306 December 4, 2017

Noob

A person who is bad at video games/ my sister.

Person 1: Do u play minecraft?
Person 2: no
Person 1: Do u play roblox?
Person 2: no
Person 1: Do u play fortnite?
Person 2: yes
Person 1: Can we be friends?
Person 2: Yeah sure

Later that day..........................

Person 1: How many v bux (i think that's how u spell it) do u have?????
Person 2: 0 :(
Person 1: Ur a stupid noob
Person 2: >:(
Person 1: Get away from meeeeeee

Person 2: no >:((((((
Person 1: I SAID GO AWAY

Read more if ur interested

If reading this Just wanna say ur awesome/bootiful I hope u have a lovely day 😊 ❤

Also I just wanna say anybody who isn't reading this is also a noob. >:)

>.<

by [i d k] February 8, 2021

Noob

Someone who is new to something, usually a video game, and have no idea what's going on. Most will not listen to advice from people who are not noobs. Some people find noobs annoying.

I'm considered a noob myself to a video game I recently started playing, but you can call me the good version of a noob; I'm willing to listen to others and thank them for the advice.

I'm serious. I'm one of the rare types of noobs--the less annoying, mature one that's willing to receive advice.

by Tomboy05 June 12, 2018

Noob

One who doesn't understand simple gameplay mechanics and simple terms in video games, such as Halo 5: Guardians.

Old Man Requis (GT) is a noob at everything he does

by TheBalored February 21, 2017

A noob

Louise tveito

Ahhh you are such a noob, just like louise tveito

by Bollekaka September 20, 2022