Louisiana Mud Bath

While having sex, You shit into or on a girls vagina and you then shove the shit down her vagina with your penis.

Bro I just gave that girl a Louisiana Mud Bath and now my dick is covered head to balls in shit.

by Link6456 July 31, 2016

Whale in a mud puddle

People that are so big that they shouldn't be swimming. Especially in a tiny lake!

Look how much space she is taking up, there is hardly any room to swim, she is such a whale in a mud puddle!

by Peanut77 December 11, 2011

cougar mud sprinkler

it is the act of renting a house in a bum fucked town of inbreds. During a routine rental house inspection the real estate agent comes round and turns out to be a fucking hot cougar in need of a good pummelling in the vaginal region by the two male tenants. The hot cougar gets quite randy and procedes to take one of the male tenants to thier bathroom to checkout the so called leaky tap in the bathroom. unable to control the urge to keep her clothes on, the cougar rips her gear off to unleash her massive norks and perfectly maintained pussy to the male tenant.upon her request to fulfil her sexual desires you procede to shit all over her chest as she lies on the floor. the cougar then procedes to use the solid part of the shit to use upon herself as a dildo in her ass. While dildoing herself with solid part the shit she manages to catch the runnier part of the shit with a tupperware container. Supplying the cougar withy a large straw she can now suck the runny left6 over shit into her mouth use the runny shit to push out through her gappy drug ridden fucked teeth all over your balls as you jack off to her dirty sex activities

Hey ball bag you would'nt guess what happened the other day. I had a rental property inspection and things got out of hand. The hot real estate agent cougar gave me the cougar mud sprinkler. Fuck man there has been rental property inspection every week since.

by midget101 September 29, 2010

getting some mud on the tires

The act of having vigorous anal sex with a partner that doesn’t exactly have the best hygiene. The lube becomes brown and drips on your shoes.

Dude Jim went fishing in the dark with that skank from the bar and ended up getting some mud on the tires.

by GP1310 February 25, 2022

pinch pot mud works

To be most specific, Pinch Pot Mud Works refers to performing analingus upon a female, whilst diddling and otherwise digitally manipulating the female's clitoris. Fingering can also be performed, as I'm sure the ladies would most pleasantly endure.

I always do a little of the Pinch Pot Mud Works on Kathy right before I plow her brown eye.

by Dick Spinachin December 3, 2007

get it out the mud

what fake rappers say to make there self sound better and impress there baby mommas

i had to get it out the mud to make it to the to

by Prince Of Bmore November 16, 2017

windy city mud flap

2 gays fucking and their balls sacks are smacking.

Ed and I got together last night for some windy city mud flap.

by Poopie boobies November 29, 2016