Dr. Jeepjorp "You can't do a short term hedonistic gratification because children!"
Hym "That's his entire bit. You can't do what you want because if he had to sacrifice is desires for his children... You should have to also do that for his children. His piece of shit retard of a wife's decision to fuck him give him dominion over past, present, and future now. We all have to do what this guy wants now or his kid isn't going to do what he wants later. Oooooor... I mean, it's a problem entirely generated by this guy having kids... So...."
Hym "That's his entire bit. You can't do what you want because if he had to sacrifice is desires for his children... You should have to also do that for his children. His piece of shit retard of a wife's decision to fuck him give him dominion over past, present, and future now. We all have to do what this guy wants now or his kid isn't going to do what he wants later. Oooooor... I mean, it's a problem entirely generated by this guy having kids... So...."
by Hym Iam August 21, 2024
A term of derision for a certain type of rock guitarist (usually a bassist) characterised by their use of a short strap.
They wear their instrument above the waist. You can probably see their belt because they almost certainly have their (black) t-shirt tucked into their (black) jeans.
Their favoured sound is crunchy and bright. Their playing style is technical, proficient and leaves little room for expression.
They may be playing a bass with more than 4 strings, or worse still a Chapman Stick (see wikipedia).
They may also have a pony tail. In fact, they probably do.
They wear their instrument above the waist. You can probably see their belt because they almost certainly have their (black) t-shirt tucked into their (black) jeans.
Their favoured sound is crunchy and bright. Their playing style is technical, proficient and leaves little room for expression.
They may be playing a bass with more than 4 strings, or worse still a Chapman Stick (see wikipedia).
They may also have a pony tail. In fact, they probably do.
by sqrbrkt June 01, 2012
You get to fuck and toss around anyone who is 5’6 and under for the month of September and October. Their consent is that if the President touched little people then we can touch short people.
Hey man did you hear about Kurgan after she was tossed around by Atlas?
1: No man, what happened?
Well it all started on this new holiday called “Fuck Short People”. She was thrown around and because a submissive person.
1: Damn, I missed my chance then.
Fuck you man, your day is coming up tall fucker.
1: No man, what happened?
Well it all started on this new holiday called “Fuck Short People”. She was thrown around and because a submissive person.
1: Damn, I missed my chance then.
Fuck you man, your day is coming up tall fucker.
by ShortPeopleArmy September 08, 2021
A bunch of dirty hairy tramps with hairy vaginas are a bunch of filthy pedophile pricks that stink of shit and often wear glasses because their knobs.
by English are trannys December 16, 2021
The greatest song of all time and the anthem of manletism. The legendary first song of Randy Newman's aptly named and superlative 1977 album Little Criminals. This musical masterpiece catapulted the already illustrious Newman to well-deserved international fame and fortune and cemented his status as an absolute legend of the entertainment industry. Short People has blessed the six-foot tall Randy Newman with a fanatical following of rabid manlet fanboys who delight in the fact that Saint Newman, as they affectionately call him, lives a luxurious lifestyle and will undoubtedly enjoy a kingly retirement ascribable to the magnificent song that has enriched their lowly lives so much.
Did you know that Short People was a smash hit on the radio, reaching its zenith at number two of the Billboard Hot 100 for three consecutive weeks? Imagine being a silly, little manlet boy driving to work with Short People constantly playing on the radio and everybody at work laughing at you. Manlets BTFO. Short people got nobody. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 23, 2024
by ahhhhhhhhdjgjckxksjsbz January 10, 2022
"Billy was such a short wagon today because he quit cleaning his room just when he was almost finished."
"This short wagon of a car broke down just when I needed to get to work !"
"This short wagon of a car broke down just when I needed to get to work !"
by Mightymikemd September 25, 2015