Thomas Timing

That one friend you want to play with so damn bad. You then realize that he is going to be awhile before you get an answer; So you start playing by yourself. Once you just start playing your game your friend will then say "Hey, sure I'll play now." Your inner rage then builds up and say "GODDAMNIT, YOU GOT THE WORST THOMAS TIMING EVER!"

Person 1: "Hey you wanna play"
Person 2:"Sure in an hour"
~2hours later~
Person 1: ~Starts League of Legends Game~
Person 2: "Hey, I'm back now wanna play?"
Person 1:"I JUST GOT IN A GAME, YOU HAVE FREAKING THOMAS TIMING!!!!"

by That Random Publisher June 14, 2018

slurpin’ time

when it’s time to consume a lotta shit in not a lotta time; suckin sum up like gogurt

girl: should i spit or swallow?

guy: swallow, i can’t get a cumstain on these sheets

girl: oh then it’s MUTHAFUCKIN SLURPIN’ TIME 🦶🏿😫🅱️

by pickle juice 😩 January 15, 2019

Craig time

Not real time. Big time lag. 10 min in real time=2 hours craig time.

Craig: I'll be there in 10 min
Guy: real time or craig time?

by c.cleanpipes July 17, 2016

funky time

when you have sex

bae, it's funky time!

by X-Æ-A-13 January 18, 2020

Taki time

Licking someone out after eating takis

Dude to his side chick:“We need some taki time”.
Side Chick: OMG YAAAS

by RandomSideChick May 26, 2018

Time lord

An alien from a show called doctor who, who has 2 hearts, travels around in the tardis saving worlds and destroying aliens

Yo that time lord destroyed the dalek race

by Atmosphere_yt April 10, 2019

Shakeb Time

“Shakeb Time often a time in an individual’s life when faced with challenges one must overcome along with the help of friends. Usually associated with the fictional character of Spider-Man”

“Life is tough right now but at least I’ve got my friends. I guess it’s just Shakeb Time

by ShaParker August 10, 2019