sui-sleep

when you're so done with the day, that you just want it to be the next day already so you just go to sleep

man, yesterday I got fired from my job, got a flat tire on the drive home, and my hamster died, as soon as I got back home I sui-sleeped

by randall craig April 09, 2021

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soundless sleep

When someone ejaculates in another persons ear while they are sleeping

I had a girl over and made sure she had a soundless sleep

by WinterK January 20, 2023

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sleep divorce

When you or your wife cannot sleep together in a bed due to one of you snoring, breaking wind, watching way too much Tik Tok, work schedules, etc. so both of you start sleeping in separate rooms.

Honey, your snoring is out of control! I want a sleep divorce!

The Pattersons are sleeping in separate rooms. Are they going through a divorce?
No, they are still happily married they just have a sleep divorce.

by Hogwash15 June 11, 2023

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Japanese Individuals Are Cuban Individuals Who Do No Sleep

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 16, 2025

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Sleep Herding

A pastoralist model of sleep, whereby we catch chunks of free-range sleep as it wanders by, rather than the agricultural model we are used to, farming huge 8-hour tracts of open nighttime.

I only got 2 hours of sleep last night, but that's ok; i'm practicing Sleep Herding. I'll grabs a few naps later today, then maybe 4 hours tomorrow.

by kysstery March 15, 2015

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