September 1st

National slap your girls coochie day :)

On September 1st say to your girl, “What’s up shawty” then slap her coochie

by Yourmumisamilf<3 August 31, 2022

sleptember

It's a month where you passively refrain from jumping on the hype train.

"Hey Donna, did you catch last night's episode of Kingdom of Dragons?"

"Nah, I checked my calendar and it's Sleptember"

by 5p0ok August 31, 2022

september 2nd

national grab ass day. today is the day to grab ass, and you cant get in trouble.

babe, today is september 2nd, national grab ass day, so lemme grab yo ass. yo shit look fat today to.

by tttyyuu September 1, 2022

September 1st

National nudes day

Your homies or partners have to send you spicy nudes

Ex.dude send the pics it’s September 1st

by Monkeyking83663 September 1, 2022

September 1st

National kiss Vilma day.

“Omg its September 1st, you know what that means right?”

“Yeah we have to go kiss Vilma”

by Notvilma September 1, 2022

September 2nd

September 2nd is widely known as “Make-Out in the backseat” day.

Hey girl, it’s September 2nd, let’s move to the backseat.

by LovedByYou6 September 1, 2022

September 4

When a bad bitch makes the first movie to have sex the sexiest way you can imagine

On September 4 the baddest bitch will have sex with you the sexiest way out there

by Clogler878 September 1, 2022