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new mac syndrome

1) The excessive use of the Photo Booth application on macs when first bought
"Wow look at those people taking pictures of themselves psh."
"Yeah they must have new mac syndrome."
by bsanchez October 16, 2008
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Enlightened English Teacher Syndrome

The more an english teacher preaches living life and talks about it, the more work s/he seems to give and the less s/he seems to have lived life.
English Teacher: Class, go home this weekend and write a ten page report about carpe diem.
Class: Fuck! She's got Enlightened English Teacher Syndrome
by Dr. Aronson March 28, 2009
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heavy head syndrome

More commonly known as H.H.S. it is the physical condition in which ones head gets increasingly heavy over the course of a night due to the over consumption of alcohol. H.H.S. most recognizably gives off the appearance of lost consciousness due to extreme head slumping.
"Man that bartender stopped serving you last night cause you had an extreme case of heavy head syndrome."
by aleve_arreves October 14, 2009
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west chester syndrome

When someone gets shit bagged wasted and gets a severe concussion resulting in loss of work and memory.
shit did you see how hard that drunk hit his head when he fell, he is gonna have west chester syndrome for sure!
by cs58 September 14, 2009
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chow down syndrome

a portmanteau of the words "chow down" and "down syndrome," meaning the loss of mental acuity following a hefty meal; aka food coma.
Is he alright?

He's fine. Just a bit of chow down syndrome.
by kris takahashi April 28, 2010
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mike myers syndrome

to make a decent living doing nothing but providing stupid faces along with hilarious accents for your entire life.
hahaha man that scottish accent was hilarious...

yea i know ive got the mike myers syndrome.
by thebilldozer August 20, 2010
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Captain Gloval Syndrome

Where a person in a position of power or authority surrounds themself with very attractive subordinates of the opposite gender. Named after Capt. Bruno J. Gloval, captain of the SDF-1 from Macross/Robotech
All of my dentist's assistants are smoking hot. That guy as a mad case of Captain Gloval Syndrome.
by HotCarlSanchez April 5, 2011
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