Carbonara Boy Summer

When you’re mildly on the autism spectrum and all you eat is carbonara.
Sometimes Pizza

“Why aren’t you eating your picky bits dinner?”
Me “Because it’s Carbonara boy summer mush”

by Ruben. A May 31, 2025

My Sweet Summer Child

This is usually said when someone displays naïvety and innocence about a specific topic.

Person 1: “holy shit, that guy must goon every day!”
Person 2: “What does goon mean?”
Person 1: “Oh, my sweet summer child…”

by mezz_.o June 14, 2025

Fine Jack Summer

When summer weather is better than usual. Originating from an urban legend derived from the fields of Cornwall.

While looking out across the fields, “It’s a Fine Jack Summer…”

by JackSpriteLibra August 7, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum

Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum is a rare and severe chronic clinical disease symptoms usually lead to pain scale level: 10 and agonizing death. Subjects experiencing the illness often lay report pain all over the abdominal cavity and extreme pain in the cranium internally.

All further data of the disease have been redacted for the sake of patient confidentiality.

“Patient experienced ‘Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum’ during surgery.”

“It is advised not to touch the body of patients with Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum.”

“ Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum is usually lethal and no cure have been made successfully the best way is to euthanize.”

by AR7AS January 5, 2023