One runs there finger around the butthole of a horse collecting all the excess poop then slathering the feces on two buns creating the best culinary masterpiece, then insert your penis in this gooy mess until there's nothing left.
by BiggestRich March 01, 2017
An anus that has a thin layer of fecal matter built up around its entrance, typically due to the combination of excessive flatulence and buildup of non-solid feces in the rectum over an extended period of time.
I'm concerned that I'm not going to get a beej tonight, because my rusty two-hole has turned by boxers into literally Auschwitz.
by np073189 October 23, 2015
by Nefurious December 09, 2016
Someone/something who likes to use their teeth to scrape feces off someone's dick that was just in their own ass.
by Da Real Shredder November 25, 2021
by ERnurse20 July 16, 2020
by T.R. fuckery July 14, 2017
A sexual act involving stuffing your testicles up your anus during a blowjob only to violently fart them out and swing them forward at your partner's chin and or mouth at the point of orgasm.
by Sultanjumper April 09, 2021