SKIN PIPE

A nicer, more mature way of speaking about a mans genitals.

Keeping it PG.

'Oi mate get yer skin pipe out'

'Yeah I sKiN pIpEd her so hard man'

'No, I wasn't too fond of him when he got his skin pipe out...'

by skinpipe October 3, 2018

pipe stank

fluid that is stank and that comes out of a pipe

Tyron: Hey tyrone you got some pipe stank coming out of yo anus there
Tyrone: Thanks for tellin' me tyron

by Random nibba November 19, 2017

PIPE

SING!

I PIPE!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 12, 2020

Crack Pipe

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023

La Junta Lead Pipe

A condom, filled with methamphetamines, and any other recreational drugs found in the Arkansas River valley, used as a disciplinary device when the wife ruins dinner or doesn’t bring You a beer fast enough.

“Damn bro, cousin Beth smells like burnt hot dogs and has two black eyes…. Brad must’ve broke out the La Junta Lead Pipe”

by WhiskeyFour February 22, 2023

Rusty pipe water

Whiskey and tonic, prepared in the same ratio as a gin and tonic.

Would you like a glass of rusty pipe water?

by MrJuly October 12, 2011

Straight Pipe

Removing a catalytic converter from a car in order to make it sound faster than it is. Can land you with a Section 59 if the police check under the car.

“That car behind me is deafening, is it an AMG?”

“Nah bro, just another idiot who decided to straight pipe his golf.”

by 3Serie March 21, 2023