BEER COMPASS

The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after after a night out on a booze cruise lol

Beer Compass gets you home every time, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you got there, and where you've come from.

by ohtherandomnessofme October 9, 2008

Beer Map

When you can only remember how to get to a certain place when you are drunk.

Jon: Dude where are we going?
Drunken man: Idk dude I'm completely sober, so I don't have my beer map.

by Squid Bailer April 5, 2011

Car Beer

Beer that is kept behind the fronts seats of a car to be readliy available for consumption behind the wheel, also good for taking to parties or work.

Mike: Wanna get some beer at the gas station?
Matt: Nah, I got car beer.

by smashedwindshield January 24, 2010

root beer

another word for tampon

We're going to Walgreens to get some "root beer".

by xxmandiexx July 7, 2008

ass beer

the last sip of beer in a bottle or can...

person 1 "kill that beer dude"
person 2 "no man, that's ass beer"

by i love celery seed April 3, 2008

beer fairy

Like most dorm mates or people who live accross the hall in an appartment complex, these lucky individuals drink themselves into a state where they mentally and physically become gay. They will hump everyday friends, maliciously. Straight by day, gay by beer. Around these people watch your brews and your cornholes.

Oh for shits sake, Cowboy's humping Kevin again.

by the captain May 13, 2005

Queer beer

it cums in the bottle

but you can get it in the can

by die you fuckin faggots February 15, 2005