When you're so intelligent to understand that bacon is king and is the best thing in the world. Bacon is so amazing, that it gives people genius ideas and the drive to do whatever they want. Bacon makes you smarter in every way possible.
That guy just bought 500 pounds of meat , cheese and bacon at the store for his party. He is making giant bacon cheeseburgers with it. That's bacon smart.
by nitoxys February 16, 2017
The bacons cat is throwing up everywhere.
by Bacons cat April 16, 2022
The overwhelming urge to hump the air or objects around you when you see, smell, or think about eating Bacon.
by Bailey617 December 08, 2013
by BuildingGuy August 30, 2018
1. A bacon flavored condom. With extra sour cream.
2. Moonshine loves being wrapped in bacon!
3. When the police place you in handcuffs.
2. Moonshine loves being wrapped in bacon!
3. When the police place you in handcuffs.
1. Hey honey can you grab some bacon wraps from the store for tonight?
2. I'm moonshine duhh! Farm chickens!!!
3. Man I hate you pigs don't slap those bacon wraps on me!
2. I'm moonshine duhh! Farm chickens!!!
3. Man I hate you pigs don't slap those bacon wraps on me!
by GuardianAngelMoonshine January 24, 2019
by me oh meee October 13, 2023
by Im jus coo January 22, 2021