Wiping the Turtle's mouth

When you are trying to poo (shit) but the faeces gets lodged in the opening to the anal cavity, often known as a turtle's head poking out. When you can push no more, but the turtle remains trapped, wiping during this scenario is known as Wiping the Turtle's mouth.

Craig came back from the dunger and informed Jon "That was a tough one Jon, I just ended up wiping the turtle's mouth" Jon understood instantly.

by Broaders September 6, 2019

Sideways monkey mouth

The vagina

She loves it hard in the sideways monkey mouth

by Cosmicdave October 29, 2017

Mumbai mouth blast

Ejaculating into a partners mouth during oral sex, which takes place in a deep pit style porta potty, similar to the one featured in Slumdog Millionaire. The ejaculator forces his penis into the others mouth during orgasm, and when the person coughs or chokes, they are thrown down into the collection chamber of urine/feces.

Met this chick on spring break in Calcutta, gave her the old Mumbai Mouth blast after she disrespected my clan.

by Partybot696969 April 21, 2017

Mouth torn out

To dominate or get over on someone. To take advantage of.

Man, you got those cheap shirts from the dollar store. And selling them on the internet for double the price. You tearing their mouth out.
That dude paid, $10,000 for that car with 179,000 miles on it SMH.. Yeah, he got his mouth torn out!

by John Staples January 25, 2017

Use Your Mouth

Command : The 2nd most effective means of avoiding unwanted pregnancy next to celibacy. You can't get pregnant if the penis never penetrates the vagina, so Use Your Mouth.

#UseYourMouth. Avoid Unwanted Pregnancies.

"Great, now Stacy is pregnant because you wouldn't Use Your Mouth to get her off."

by MatchMaker666 August 14, 2020

Moonlake Swamp Mouth

The "Moonlake Swamp Mouth" Is when you take a shit in someones mouth stir it with you're penis. Then piss again. Top it off with jizzing in his/her mouth.

I will give you a Moonlake Swamp Mouth if you tell jimmy.

by JayAndNay September 20, 2012

Mouth Your Ass

A phrase generally used as a threat. The origin of this word is unknown, but it is generally used from male to male. It threatens the act of homosexual oral anal sex within the straight guy community.

Dude, if you don't stop messing with my girlfriend, Imma mouth your ass!

by FHN_Nathan March 5, 2011