noobe

me.

noobe: "greetings"
you: "how did you get into my house"

by noobe gaming June 4, 2022

goob my noob

A saying you use when you're doing something but cannot disclose anymore details than "Goobing my noob"

Bill: Wanna hangout this weekend?
Jeffrey: I would but I'm gonna be too busy. I gotta goob my noob
Bill: Oh okay!

by TheRatEater December 5, 2024

noob ass nibba <70 math ass thot

An atrocious term used to describe people of low intellect that are not even in the slightest truly capable of scoring at least, if not more than, 70 marks out of 80 in their maths paper

harsaaj: Abhinav and Raghav are noob ass nibba <70 math ass thot

by jijun't April 30, 2020

noob

a word coined by bryn and not jack

jack is a noob

by boffeemil July 15, 2023

noob

The uncultured, normie misspelling of n00b. Generally refers to someone who is bad at something or new to something. Often used to describe individuals in more broad terms than n00b.

1: This guy has terrible aim, he isn't helping at all. What a noob.
2: He's probably a newb if he hasn't gotten used to the controls.
1: I looked at his profile, he's already played 120 hours of this game.
2: Oh damn, n00b confirmed.

by Sticklerr August 28, 2019

Noob

A more offensive version of "newbie". A person that is bad at games.

What a noob! You suck at this game.

by SonikkuPlay March 14, 2020

Noob tuber

To be a short spear chucking nigger queer

That little noob tuber just spear his boyfriends ass wide open

by Fuck_ersmint July 14, 2021