by testerman2314 November 2, 2018

Let me show you and example of the best community in Gaming History:
#Dota 2 In Radiant
Noob:Hey guys what hero should i pick?
I am new to Dota 2 xddd
Teammate 1:сука бляяяяя
Я 100000 ммр соло
Го го го Б
Teammate 2:Go kys noob xdddddddd
Teammate 3:Putang ina mo
Tara Slardar tara b b b
Teammate 4 (in mic): *Distorted sounds of World War 2 with a girl getting raped and eating ramen while listening to Shitty Dubstep and playing minecraft* till it lags out
*Dire Victory*
#Dota 2 In Radiant
Noob:Hey guys what hero should i pick?
I am new to Dota 2 xddd
Teammate 1:сука бляяяяя
Я 100000 ммр соло
Го го го Б
Teammate 2:Go kys noob xdddddddd
Teammate 3:Putang ina mo
Tara Slardar tara b b b
Teammate 4 (in mic): *Distorted sounds of World War 2 with a girl getting raped and eating ramen while listening to Shitty Dubstep and playing minecraft* till it lags out
*Dire Victory*
by Honest Game Reviews March 19, 2017

noob
a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.
a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.
military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and sorry I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and sorry I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.
by Sexydimma April 18, 2012

Someone who stands on magical tiles wearing a hat, while taunting his enemies by constantly moving on the spot and refusing to leave his perch above the tiles.
by BillyMcSaggyTits May 3, 2018

Someone who is new to something, usually a video game, and have no idea what's going on. Most will not listen to advice from people who are not noobs. Some people find noobs annoying.
I'm considered a noob myself to a video game I recently started playing, but you can call me the good version of a noob; I'm willing to listen to others and thank them for the advice.
I'm considered a noob myself to a video game I recently started playing, but you can call me the good version of a noob; I'm willing to listen to others and thank them for the advice.
I'm serious. I'm one of the rare types of noobs--the less annoying, mature one that's willing to receive advice.
by Tomboy05 June 12, 2018
