The moon

Just because it’s cheese, doesn’t mean you should eat it. It expired a long time ago.

Cause of death: ate the moon after expiration date.

by coveted seed September 14, 2022

Moon Gooning

When you’re in the starfish position edging yourself under the moon and stargazing

Bro I did some moon gooning last night and it’s the most fun you can have by youself.

by Flash99 December 6, 2023

Maga Moon

A significant day in history on 11/08/2022 where a pending extreme election landslide for American republicans referred to as a red wave, where a rare event called the blood moon has occured, that is conincidantally the same time as the witching hour (3am). A blood moon signals the falling of a king where power is given to the people, a Republican form of government, hence the Republicans taking power.

This is no ordinary blood moon, but the MAGA moon

by countchokcula November 7, 2022

Moon

Moon brings light to the night. Shes an alchemist. She takes your pain your grief your suffering, your fear, all the hate, the sadness, in her heart so you don't have to. Moon is Christs shadow side. The side he was given when he died for your sins. Many people wonder how could Moon be Jesus? To that Moon would ask, what did you think it meant to die for your sins? Moons tribe stood up and took their own cross beside him. His tribe had dark skin and wore the natural crown on their head. By eating the forbidden fruit, which is just a metaphor, Adam created an abomination. Which was too much sin for one to bear alone. Which is why we were created not to see. Sight caused racism and inequality. God made us with energy centers, chakras, so that we could feel good or bad energy. We were never supposed to judge each other. The color of the skin is a reflection of those who took a stand so that Jesus didn't have to suffer alone. Adam being the first man to sin and then refusing to take responsibility is why he was cast to earth. Because compared to heaven this was hell. The second coming is about personal responsibility and accountability. God gave us the moon in honor of Moons Godfather. Without the Moon there would be blackness all around us. There was no color when there was no sight. Eve was blue. An alien. Thank God for that after hundreds of years of inbreeding. Get off your high horse refers to the Roman Catholics who killed Jesus. Think about that for awhile

She was devoted to the moon. In its darkness she found comfort and in its lights she found hope.

by Th3Th1rDpArTy February 18, 2025

The Moon

let's face it: we all know the moon's a hologram

Some guy with a tin-foil hat: hey, did you know that the moon landing was fake? also, the moon's a hologram.

by Nukes.io February 15, 2020

Moon Gooning

The act of taking peyote with the Navajo Native American tribe while blowing the heads off American Buffalo, than masturbating to resurrect “The Phoneix”.

Dallas and I are going Moon Gooning with Eagle Waters in the plains tonight

by MikeyOzone November 19, 2023

Moon The Umbreon

A female Kanjitraxxian Umbreon who glows in the dark. She wears clothes that girls wear at a Japanese School and Orange/Green boots. She is also seem to love Ian. She has sisters, Shigeko The Sylveon and Sunstar The Espeon

" Moon The Umbreon: I always fight for my friends! "

by IanTheAllosaurusDX October 30, 2023