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Mexican Steamvault

The process of ingesting a large amount of Mexican cuisine and while in a vehicle locking the windows and repeatedly farting while others are with you.
My girlfriend pissed me off so the next day I retaliated by giving her a Mexican Steamvault on the way to work.
by MexiSVault May 17, 2015
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mexican touch

The elusive touch of a Mexican citizen
Bro #1: Fam, chill. Don't get your nasty ass Mexican touch on me .
Bro#2 (Mexican): Nize it I just had tacos they be smellin' fresh af
by Bro 25 May 6, 2016
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Mexican JumpingJack

When you do jumping jacks with your girl, or guy laying between your legs and you take a shit while doing them.
Chico decided he had to take a shit but also wanted to excercise. And sayra was having some mean cravings for some mexican chocolate! So chico decided a Mexican Jumpingjack would suit both of them.
by ChicoTheJumpingShitter June 28, 2010
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mexican biscuit

When you get with a hot chick & have anal sex with her only to reach around & find she's got a cock. Since your not gay you pull out but your past the point of no return & shoot all over the trannies ass
That chick at the club was so hot she had me fooled.... I ended up giving her the Mexican biscuit
by Yogilicious March 23, 2017
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mexican breakdown

the act of raising your feet onto an object ie) (counter, stool, sink, small child) while taking a poop to extend the time you are able to sit on the toilet without your legs falling asleep, so you are able to finish reading, playing a game,or drawing a picture.
dude, i had to mexican breakdown for 5 minutes so i could finish my game of tetris.
by jon nopo June 26, 2010
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Mexican Straw

Derivative of the Mexican Space Shuttle.
The long narrow vent tube that protrudes out from the fecal containment area theough the roof of a port-o-potty.
Hey asshole! Go take a draw off the Mexican Straw!
by spydor the provydor November 1, 2008
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mexican nipple

Hey Jamie, I really wish that Mexican Nipple would leave me alone.
by Snoop Froggy Frogg March 28, 2016
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