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8 Ball Mohammed 

8 Ball Mohammed
(slang; NSFW; Southall edition)

A notorious late-night move in Southall involving a sweaty quickie behind a shisha lounge, usually fuelled by a dodgy wrap and bad decisions. The “8 ball” isn’t coke — it’s what his balls look like after being tugged raw in a car park.

A guy who swears he’s straight, but by 3 a.m. outside Broadway he’s doing the full 8 Ball Mohammed special on any lad with a kebab and a Rizla.
Example 1:
“Bruv, don’t leave him alone after the club — he’ll pull an 8 Ball Mohammed on you round the bins.”

Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought he was dropping coke, but it turned out to be an 8 Ball Mohammed — two hairy nuts, a lot of spit, and a ride back to Southall Broadway
8 Ball Mohammed by HorseCoq August 30, 2025
Related Words
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Teiar steelingor mohne 

/ðeɪɑ ,ə ˈsti lɪŋɡoʊr ˈmʌni/ , (Th-ay-arr-steel-ing-gore-money)

A term used to describe the excessive, expensive pricing of certain goods and services provided by certain parties, especially if the price to quality ratio is imbalanced. It originates from the "busslin" city and is commonly seen in conjunction with the 90s original "Turriste trappe"
This tiramisu so expensive, but it tastes horrible! Teiar steelingor mohne!

THE Wisconsin Mohawk

The act of shaving one’s head for sexual pleasures, then laying a fat steamy shit on one’s head, giving them a mohawk.
Tyler Carlson just shaved his head… Looks like he’s getting THE Wisconsin Mohawk.

I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali 

the man, the myth, the legend. the man that sparred for Mohammed ali.
The legend: You wanna fight?
Man 1/2: woah woah woah!
The legend: I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali, i'll take any two of you on right now!
man 1: What? Mohammed? Ali?! *gulp*
the legend: thats right!
man 1: *laughs*

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I don't like Rose Mohd Zainal.
I don't like Rose Mohd Zainal.

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