left handed fork

If you want to give a waiter a hard time, ask them for a left-handed fork and I bet they’ll go look for one.

You: Excuse me can I get a left at fort?
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.

by MrTrollNDaNTaNet February 10, 2019

Left On Donut

When an individual goes on vacation and has no physical or sexual contact with any woman before he leaves ..

Gregory Went To Miami twice and left on donut

by Bravo Robinson March 19, 2019

Left On Donut

When an individual goes on vacation and has no physical or sexual contact with any woman before he leaves ..

Gregory Went To Miami twice and left on donut

by Bravo Robinson March 19, 2019

leetia

Leetia is an beautiful girl who is a kindhearted cheery soul who will do anything for her friends. She is a spectacular friend and will always be there for you when you need her.

Leetia you are amazing

by leetia May 9, 2019

left on heart

When your crush heart-reacts your Facebook post, but won't reply to your messages.

"She won't reply back - I'm left on heart"

by TechBaffle May 19, 2019

left check

For fucking idiots who spell left cheek wrong

Person1: oh my gawd that’s a thicc left check
Person2: don’t you mean cheek you fucking weeb

Person1: *cries*

by Cake.CHR May 30, 2019

left-baffled

The feeling a normal person feels after debating with anti-fa.

Chad: Hey you alright man? You looking proper cofused after "speaking" with those angry dudes wearing black masks in the park.

Chad2: Yeah man, I totally left-baffled

by Nullendpoint June 10, 2019