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Jacob

Jacob is someone that is gay, as in liking men.
Friend 1: “Hey isn’t that kid gay?”

Friend 2: “Yeah he’s totally a Jacob.”
by GooGoo GaGa October 12, 2020
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Jacob

Jacob is the most sweetest guy in the world, he is super kind and loving. He makes you smile even when you don’t wanna. He makes you laugh too. He is tall and has brown eyes but you get lost in them easily, he has brown curly hair and is just perfect. He doesn’t get how cute and attractive he is because he is so humble. But he has a confidence that is just so amazing and makes people love him. Guys get jealous of him because they feel intimidated by his confidence and perfection. He is smart but not necessarily at school. He loves cars and loves working hard. He try’s his bets in everything he does. He loves his family and his friends and treats his girlfriend amazing. ANYONE IS LUCKY TO HAVE JACOB AS A BOYFRIEND. You better never NEVER EVER let him go.
Guy- I don’t like Jacob

Guy 2- thats because your jealous of him.

Jenny- WOW IS THAT JACOB. HE LOOKS SO GOOD TODAY.

Hannah- that’s my boyfriend shut up he’s mine, he always looks good too, your an idiot.
by No name needed who needs one October 12, 2020
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Jacob Beck

friend one: Hey bro, have you seen Jacob Becks tileman skills?
Friend two: Yeah he sucks
by hdulsdujs October 15, 2020
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Jacob Hawkins

About the most ridiculous boy you will ever meet. Extremely immature, and will only ever date you for two things: sex or attention. But sex to him is only the attention. He goes back and forward between being gay and strait. He cheated on everyone he ever dated, yet he never can leave them alone once he figuratively throws them into the trash. You cannot trust this boy no matter what he says or does, because the only thing you will get out of it is a breakup in from of everyone at prom or some other special event. Be warned and know, that if you plan to date to marry, Jacob Hawkins is not for you. He will never deserve anyone’s love and affection, he doesn’t even deserve this type of love from his parents.
Is that Jacob Hawkins you see walking through the door? Hurry! Execute lockdown procedures!
by Gertrude Faraday October 16, 2020
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Jacob clarke

Jacob clarke : I have swaz
by Pippalittlewood October 18, 2020
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jacob blackstone

There's that Jacob Blackstone
by StoneR82 September 13, 2017
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jacob jaramillo

The guy that looks like Hitler at an orgy and yells kill the jews and nine
The weird German guy at an orgy who is secretly Mexican , Jacob Jaramillo is the weird German guy at an orgy.
by LolNotAGermanGuy October 5, 2017
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